The Flying Blondes

"The Flying Blondes"

There were two blondes going to California
for the summer, they are about two hours
into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom
and says. "We just lost an engine but it is all
right we have three more but it will take us an
hour longer.

A half hour later he gets on the intercom again
and says. "We just lost another engine but it's
all right. We have two more. It will take us
another half hour though."

One of the blondes says. "If we lose the two
last engines, we will be up here all day?"

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"Airline Trouble"

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down
in the first class section. The stewardess
tells her she must move to economy because
she doesn't have a first class ticket.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I
have a good job and I'm staying in first class
until we reach Jamaica."

The stewardess gets the head stewardess
who asks the woman to leave and she says,
"I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and
I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The stewardesses don't know what to do
because they have to get the rest of the
passengers seated to take off, so they get
the co-pilot.

The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers
in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes
to her seat in the economy section.

The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what
he said to get her to move.

The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of
the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
Received on Thu Jul 6 00:47:38 2006