Change

"Change"

A young man walks into a singles bar with
a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of
his jeans. He looks around, then sits next
to the most attractive woman there. He was
very pleased with himself after he noticed
her constantly glancing down at his crotch.

"Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he said, as he went
into one of his well rehearsed routines, "and
I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any
question I can answer for you?"

"As a matter of fact there is," she said as
she glanced down once more toward his
embellished jeans. "Do you have change
for a dollar:"
Received on Thu Jul 6 00:18:18 2006