Shame and Glory

"Shame and Glory"

A woman walks into a bar and orders
two shots. She downs the first one

"This is for the shame", and then the
second one, "This is for the glory."

She then orders two more shots.

She drinks the first one, "This is for the
shame" and then the second one,
"This is for the glory."

She is about to order two more shots
when the bartender stops her.

"Ma'am, I was just wondering ... what's
this about shame and glory?"

"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework
naked. But when I bent over to pick something
up, my Great Dane mounted me from behind."

"That must be the shame," the bartender said.

"No, that was the glory. The shame is when
we got locked together and he dragged me
around the front yard for thirty minutes."
Received on Mon Jun 26 05:18:45 2006