Stirring Pasta

"Stirring Pasta"

Maria had just gotten married and being
a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's
house, she was nervous. But her mother
reassured her.

"Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. I'll stir
the pasta." So up she went.

When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt
and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran
downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama,
Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," said her mother," all good
men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take
good care of you. I'll stir the pasta." Up she went
again.

When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took
off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again,
Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama,
Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got
hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs.
Tony's a good man. Go up stairs and he'll
take good care of you. I'll stir the pasta."
Up she went again.

When she got up there, Tony took off his
socks and on his left foot he was missing
three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran
downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot
and a half!"

"You stay here and stir the pasta," said her
mother. "I'll go upstairs!"
Received on Wed Jun 21 09:04:57 2006