Driving Blonde

"Driving Blonde"

A couple of blondes went on vacation in
Colorado. they flew to Denver and rented
a car to sight see. One of the sights was
a bridge that was more than 1,000 feet
above the river.

Walking out onto the bridge, they noticed it
swaying in the wind. Soon after, a car went
past and the wood-plank roadway moved
beneath their feet.

"I don't think I want to drive the car across
this bridge," one blonde said to the other.

"What are you worried about?" the second
replied. "It's a rental."

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"Smart Blondes?"

A truck driver was tooling down the highway
one afternoon and heard a "pop." Thinking
that perhaps he had blown a tire, he steered
the rig onto the shoulder and walked back to
check his tires.

He found a bottle laying in the gutter. He picked
it up and wiped off the label to see what kind of
bottle it was when a very old genie popped out.

The genie said, "Man, I'm too old for this! You
get one wish--not three--just one."

The driver thought long and hard, and finally
said, "It would be really nice for all the bridges
to be wide enough that over-sized loads could
get through without any trouble."

The genie said, "Do you know how many bridges
that would be?! Can't you come up with something
simpler?"

The driver replied, "How about if you make all
the blondes as smart as brunettes?"

The genie shook his head vigorously and
answered, "How wide would you like those
bridges?"
Received on Mon Jun 19 00:37:56 2006