Teachers

"Teachers"

1. When out in public you feel the urge
to snap your fingers at children you do
not know and correct their behavior.

2. You have no life between August to
June.

3. When you mention "Vegetables" you're
not talking about a food group.

4. You encourage an obnoxious parent
to check into charter schools or home
schooling.

5. You can tell if it's a full moon without
ever looking outside.

6. You can't have children because
there's no name you could give a child
that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure
the moment you heard it uttered.

7. You think caffeine should be available
in intravenous form.

8. Marking all As on report cards would
make your life SO much simpler.

9. Your personal life comes to a
screeching halt at report card time.

10. Meeting a child's parent instantly
answers the question "Why is this kid
like this?"
Received on Thu Jun 15 07:42:07 2006