You Know You're A Nurse If

"You Know You're A Nurse If"

* You occasionally park in the space with
the 'Physicians Only' sign, and knock it over.

* You always follow the rules, but you're
wise enough to forget them sometimes.

* You have seen more moons than the
Hubbell telescope.

* You own at least three pens with the
names of prescription medications on
them.

* You believe that saying, 'It can't get any
worse' causes it to get worse just to
show you it can.

* You wash your hands before you go to
the bathroom.

* You've ever thought a blood pressure
cuff would be an excellent gift for Christmas.

* You've ever spent more money on a
stethoscope than on a car payment.

* You believe any job where you can drive
to work in pajamas is a cool job.

* The ER is a mixture of can do, can't do,
and why not!

* You consider a tongue depressor an
eating utensil.

* You know it's a full moon without having
to look at the sky.

* You've ever had a patient with a nose ring,
a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm
afraid of shots."
Received on Sun Jun 4 09:06:41 2006