"Animal Crackers"
A mother and her young son returned
from the grocery store and began putting
away the groceries. The boy opened the
box of animal crackers and spread them
all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"You can't eat them if the seal is broken"
the boy explained, "I'm looking for the seal."
********************************************
"The Bear Family"
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and
the Bear family are just waking up. Baby
Bear goes downstairs and sits in his
small chair at the table. He looks into
his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in
his big chair. He looks into his big bowl.
It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?!" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the
serving hatch from the kitchen and screams,
"For heaven's sake, how many times do we
have to go through this? I haven't made the
porridge yet!!"
Received on Sun Jul 30 07:24:53 2006
This archive was generated by hypermail 2.1.8 : Thu Sep 21 2006 - 16:55:08 EDT