Fractured Science

"Wanted"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on
a field trip to their local police station they
saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board,
of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman.
"The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep
him when you took his picture?"

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"Fractured Science"
{Collection of excerpt from
school essays.}

When you smell an odorless gas, it is
probably carbon monoxide.

Water is composed of two gins, oxygin
and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin
is gin and water.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it
is not found in a free state.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you
do not breathe, you expire.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries,
vanes, and caterpillars.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out
if the blood is affirmative or negative.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection
against insects.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is,
the more extinct it is.

Equator: a menagerie lion running around
Earth through Africa.

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye
down over the nose.

The body consists of three parts - the
brainium, the borax and the abominable
cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abominable cavity contains the bowels, of
which there are five - A, E, I, O, and U.
Received on Tue Jul 25 09:39:44 2006