Meanings

"Meanings"

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at
both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they
are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes
hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in
conversation.

GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the
truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging
the paper.

MYTH:
A female moth.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped
off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices
of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have
character lines.
Received on Mon Jul 10 00:48:18 2006