Under the Bed

"Under the Bed"

Three jockeys were enjoying a night's drinking.
As the evening passed they became more and
more morose.

The first jockey said "My wife's having an affair
with an electrician!" When asked how he knew
he explained that he had found a voltmeter
under his bed.

The second jockey also admitted that his wife
had a lover, but that he was a plumber as he'd
found a monkey wrench under his bed.

The third jockey was by now looking really
depressed and after some urging admitted
that his wife was also having an affair, but that
he knew that she was sleeping with a horse!

Asked how he knew the third jockey replied,
"Last night I came home and found a jockey
under my bed!"
Received on Tue Jan 24 07:13:45 2006