It All Adds Up

"It All Adds Up"

"If you had a quarter," quizzed the teacher,"
and you asked your father for another dollar
and fifty cents, how much money would you
have?"

"One quarter." answered little Johnny

"You don't know your arithmetic." said the
teacher shaking her head.

Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't
know my father."

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"School Hamlet"

A group of theater students decided it would
be fun to train a flock of chickens to perform
Hamlet. After many hours of practice, it was
time for opening night and the first performance.

Sadly, just as the first patrons were starting to
arrive, a group of police officers arrived and
closed the theater. The police department
would make no official statement as to why the
action was taken, but some officers commented
privately that fowl play was suspected.

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"Whales"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human because even though
they were a very large mammal their throat was
very small. The little girl stated Jonah was
swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow
a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will
ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Received on Fri Jan 6 15:50:35 2006