Famous Last Words

"Funny Signs"

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop
reading these signs."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Butchers window:
"Let me meat your needs."

On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the
2nd one just left."

At the Electric Company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don't you will be."

Inside a Bowling Alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a counselors office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise
is optional."

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"Famous Last Words"

I'll get a world record for this..

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

So, you're a cannibal.

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury,
so what of it?

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost
town.

It's strong enough for both of us.

This doesn't taste right.

Nice doggie.

I've done this before.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

Don't be so superstitious.
Received on Wed Jan 4 06:20:30 2006