A Happy Man

"A Happy Man"

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been together for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. There was only one
thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-
two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally
was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more
than a pleasant view.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She
was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I go
married and committed my life to her sister. Well,
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up."

I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched
her go up the stairs. I stood t! here for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door, I opened the door, and headed
straight toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping! With tears in
his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our
little test.... we couldn't ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is . . .

Always keep your condoms in your car.
Received on Mon Feb 20 02:54:50 2006