A Bit Senile

"Crime"

The police recently busted a man selling
'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave
eternal youth.

When going through their files, they noticed
it was the fifth time he was caught for
committing this same criminal medical fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1983, 1928,
1856, and 1794...........

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"A Bit Senile"

A couple are celebrating their fiftieth wedding
anniversary-they go down to their old school-
there, in a corner, they hold hands as they
find their old desk where he had carved, "I
love you, Sally."

On the way home, a bag of money falls out
of the armored car in front of them. She
picks it up and counts fifty thousand dollars.

The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

She says, "Finders keepers." And when they
get home she hides it in the attic.

The next day, two FBI men show up at their
home. They say, "Pardon me, did any one
in this house find any money that fell out of
an armored car yesterday?"

She says, "No."

The husband says, "My wife is lying, she took
the money and hid it in the attic."

She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."

So they sit the man down and begin to question
him. The FBI guy says, "Tell us the story from
the beginning."

The old man says, "Well, my wife and I were
on our way home from school..."

The FBI guy looks at his partner and says,
"Let's get out of here."
Received on Thu Feb 16 02:59:06 2006