In a Bar

"In a Bar"

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge
Scottish bloke - 6ft 5 and 350lbs. He's
having a few beers when a short, well-
dressed and obviously gay man walks in
and sits beside him. After three or four
beers the queer fellow finally plucks up the
courage to say something to the Liverpudlian.

Leaning over towards the Scotsman he
whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

At this the big guy leaps up with fire in his
eyes and smacks the man in the face,
knocking him off the stool. He proceeds
to beat him all the way out of the bar and
leaves him bruised and battered in the car
park before returning to his seat.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over
another beer. "I've never seen you react like
that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure," the Scouser replies,
  "something about a job."
Received on Wed Feb 15 07:53:28 2006