Ways Professors Grade Their Exams

"Ways Professors Grade Their Exams"

DEPT OF STATISTICS:
- All grades are plotted along the normal bell
curve.

DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
- Students are asked to blot ink in their exam
books, close them and turn them in. The
professor opens the books and assigns the
first grade that comes to mind.

DEPT OF HISTORY:
- All students get the same grade they got
last year.

DEPT OF RELIGION:
- Grade is determined by G~d.

DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
- What is a grade?

LAW SCHOOL:
- Students are asked to defend their position
of why they should receive an A.

DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
- Grades are variable.

DEPT OF LOGIC:
- If and only if the student is present for the final
and the student has accumulated a passing
grade then the student will receive an A else
the student will not receive an A.

DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
- Random number generator determines grade.

MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
- Each student must figure out his grade by
listening to the instructor play the corresponding
note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
- Everybody gets an A.
Received on Sun Dec 31 08:05:14 2006