"Drinking Warning"
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what the hell happened to your
bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better-looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a possessed!
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you
love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with members
of the opposite sex without drooling.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you are whispering when you are not!!!
Received on Thu Dec 28 07:53:45 2006
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