McDonald's vs the Air Force

"Reasons why McDonald's is better than the Air Force"

1. If you have to take a pee, you can go take a pee. No questions asked.
2. Better pay.
3. The boxes of food at McDonald's aren't stamped "Rejected by Hardee's"
or "Not fit for human consumption".
4. The ability to call in sick.
5. The ability to quit.
6. McDonald's doesn't get their uniforms from the same company as the
state penitentiary.
7. McDonald's doesn't deploy.
8. They have actual janitors.
9. No McExercises.
10. The grill breaks, you CALL someone to fix it.
11. At least your boss accepts that he's a clown.
12. One word: overtime.
13. At McDonald's, you will never, EVER, worry about being put in prison
for ten years because you told your wife what the secret sauce is.
14. They pay you for training.
15. You'll never die a horrible, excruciating death from the fiery crash
of a McDonald's.
16. No time at McDonald's will you hear your boss give a thirty minute
dissertation over the P.A. on the importance of being at the register 15
minutes early.
17. They won't ask you about Taco Bell operations on the advancement test.
18. You get to leave work at the end of EVERY day
19. McDonald's will eventually fire the really stupid employees.
20. Two words: Happy Meals.
21. No Watches.
22. McDonald's has a slide out back.
23. To do something at McDonald's, you look at the color coded
chart...not AFI umpty-squat, chapter whatever, reference 3, ACN B, rev 17.
24. No Fod Walkdown
25. Leaving McDonald's in an emergency doesn't require a command
signature and a lot of praying.
26. The coffee's better.
27. Someone else makes the water.
28. You don't have to live there to work there.
29. Their TV commercials are a lot cooler.
30. Stock in McDonald's is worth something. The Air Force is a part of
an operation that is 6 trillion dollars in the hole.
31. Special sauce isn't "hand made".
32. Opening for business doesn't take a full day of preparations and
require everyone to show up for a brief at 0230.
33. Personnel inspection requirements are written on the door. (No
shirt, no shoes, no service)
34. At McDonald's, dislocating your shoulder is not considered getting
the good deal.
35. Because you deserve a break today.
36. Mayor McCheese doesn't wield a righteous thumb of indignation.
37. You can choose which McDonald's you want to work at.
38. If you want to buy your boss a beer, that's okay.
39. If you want to tell your boss to get off and just die, darn it, die,
that's okay too.
40. There is no Uniform Code of McDonald's Justice to deal with.
41. No one will wake at 2 in the morning to start the grill.
42. Chances of you getting called back after you get off work are pretty
damn slim.
43. Putting the pickle on the hamburger doesn't require a QA and a
signature to be used against you in a court of law, should they want you.
44. How many McDonald's were shot down in W.W.II?
45. $2.99 is a meal price, not a daily wage at McDonald's.
46. You don't have to go single register operations if someone spills a
Coke.
47. McDonald's doesn't call your house at 5:30 in the morning blaring
some darn-awful antiquated song about a bugler just to wake you up.
48. No McThreatcon.
49. At McDonald's, your boss will never make you drive him around for
six months so he can spy on Wendy's.
50. You don't have to come in to work at 7:00 only to wait around for an
hour waiting for your boss to tell you things you already know.
51. No McCAMS
52. If you burn a hamburger they won't take away half a month's pay for
two months and restrict you to the playground.
53. Knowledge of the material of construction and variable operating
characteristics of the grill are not prerequisites for operation.
54. You don't have to take apart the shake machine once a quarter just
because.
55. You don't have to shave off your goatee.
56. You scrub the floors because it's dirty, not because it's Wednesday.
57. There is almost always plenty of parking. If not, drive through.
58. Don't like what you got? Take it back.
59. No 16 hour days at McDonald's prototype making burgers in the middle
of the desert for no one.
60. You don't have to have permission from the Manager, Assistant
Manager, and Register Operator before going into the freezer.
61. ALL of the articles of the Constitution apply to you at McDonald's.
62. It's called "Happy Meal", not "Happy Hour".
Received on Thu Dec 21 10:28:19 2006