How Drunk?

"How Drunk?"

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling
scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate
why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there? You're
scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I
try to flush, something comes up and squeezes
the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in
and says......"You idiot!" You're sitting on the mop
bucket!!!!
Received on Thu Dec 7 22:24:41 2006