Protective Computer Gear

"Protective Computer Gear"

Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There
was a new secretary (a very attractive blonde) in the
office down the hall from me.

She flagged me down and asked for help. "My CD
drive won't work, can you help me?" she asked. I told
her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine,
where I found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like
stuff hanging out of her CD drive.

While I spent the next 20 minutes getting out her disk
and digging out the plastic, I noticed two guys, John
and Dave, in the hall trying awfully hard to keep
straight faces. Suspecting some mischief, I asked
her how the plastic got into the drive.

"Oh, you mean the condom!" she said.

"C*ndom???" I asked.

  "Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always
put a c*ndom on my disk before inserting it, to
prevent catching viruses."

By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it
was all I could do to keep from joining them. The
"condom" turned out to be a standard plastic sleeve.

I delicately explained to her that a practical joke
had been played, and she shouldn't do that
anymore, when she asked (as serious as one
could be), "Does that mean I don't have to stroke
it ten times or blow on it either???"
Received on Sun Aug 20 20:15:00 2006