Juvenile Philosophy

"Smart Kid"

After buying her kids a pet hamster, after
they PROMISED they would take care of it,
Mom, as usual, ended up with the
responsibility.

One evening, exasperated, she asked
them, "How many times do you think
that hamster would have died if I hadn't
looked after it?"

After a moment, her youngest 5 year old
son replied quizzically, "Er.... Once?"

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"Juvenile Philosophy"

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
      Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents.
      Matthew,Age12

Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes
and ears are twitching.
      Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
      Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed
in the morning.
      Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass
of milk.
      Rosemary, Age 7

Never ask for anything that costs more than
five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.
      Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.
      Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.
      Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
      Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not
working.
      Michael, Age 14
Received on Thu Aug 10 04:10:12 2006