Useful Work Phrases

"Useful Work Phrases"

  1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
     by your unique point of view.

  2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
     mean you're an artist.

  3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll
     bet it's hard to pronounce.

  4. Any connection between your reality and mine
     is purely coincidental.

  5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just
     don't care.

  6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young
     and stupid.

  7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

  8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

  9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over
     your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
    I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
     Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties
     are largely ceremonial.

13. No, my powers can only be used for good.

14. How about never? Is never good for you?

15. I'm really easy to get along with once you
     people learn to worship me.

16. You sound reasonable ... Time to up my
     medication.

17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
     smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
     message ...

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without
     my toys!

22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at
     the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

23. At least I have a positive attitude about my
     destructive habits.

24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
     strangers.

25. I see you've set aside this special time to
     humiliate yourself in public.
Received on Mon Aug 7 00:40:20 2006