Canadian Blonde

"Canadian Blonde"

An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada,
just yards away from the North Dakota border.
Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute
between the United States and Canada for years.
The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with
her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a
letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The
government has come to an agreement with the
people in Washington. They've decided that our
land is really part of the United States. We have
the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement.
What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his blonde mother said. "Sign it!
Call them right now and tell them we accept!
I don't think I could stand another one of those
Canadian winters!"

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"A Blonde and a Final"

A blonde reported for her University final
examination which consists of "yes/no" type
questions. She took her seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes,
and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out,
removed a coin and started tossing the coin and
marking the answer sheet -Yes for Heads and
No for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done whereas
the rest of the class was sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she was seen
desperately throwing the coin, swearing and
sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approached her
and asked what was going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she
said, "I am rechecking my answers."
Received on Tue Aug 1 06:50:39 2006