About That Payment...

"Evaluation"

A guy goes to the psychiatrist. "Doctor,"
says the guy, "I feel as if I'm two different
people! Two totally different personalities.
Do you think I need help? Can you help
me? Am I doing the right thing seeing a
psychiatrist?"

"Whoah! Whoah! Whoah!" says the doc.

"Please, one at a time."

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"About That Payment..."

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and
went in for coronary surgery. The operation
went well, and as the groggy man regained
consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister
of Mercy waiting by his bed.

"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun
said while patting his hand. "We do have to
know, however, how you intend to pay for your
stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Can you pay in cash?"

"I'm afraid I can't, Sister."

"Do you have any close relatives, then?"

"Just my sister in New Mexico," the patient
replied. "But she's a spinster nun."

"Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun
replied. "They are married to G~d."

"Okay," the man said with a smile. "Then
send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Received on Fri Apr 28 07:38:57 2006