A Widdle Wabbit

"A Widdle Wabbit"

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and
asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two
missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you
keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down
on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that
cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a
tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally
gives a thit!"
Received on Mon Apr 17 01:25:42 2006