Actual Car Accident Statements

"Actual Car Accident Statements"

Man Driver: I had been driving my car for
forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel
and had the accident.

Woman Driver: The accident occurred when
I was attempting to bring my car out of skid
by steering it into the other vehicle.

Woman Driver: I saw the slow moving, sad
face, old gentleman as he bounced off the
hood of my car.

Man Driver: The other car attempted to cut
in front of me, so I, with my right front bumper,
removed his left rear tail light.

Woman Driver: I had been learning to drive
with power steering. I turned the wheel to
what I thought was enough and found myself
in a different direction going the opposite way.

Man Driver: I was backing my car out of the
driveway in the usual manner, when it was
struck by the other car in the same place it
had been struck several times before.

Man Driver: I was on my way to the doctor's
with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.

Woman Driver: I was taking my canary to the
hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out
the window. The next thing I saw was his
rear end and there was a crash.

Man Driver: As I approached the intersection,
a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place
where a stop sign had never appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

Woman Driver: My car was legally parked as
it backed into the other vehicle.

Woman Driver: An invisible car came out of
nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

Man Driver: I told the police that I was not
injured, but on removing my hat, I found that
I had a fractured skull.

Woman Driver: I was sure the old fellow would
never make it to the other side of the roadway
when I struck him.

Woman Driver: When I saw I could not avoid
a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed
into the other car.

Man Driver: The indirect cause of this accident
was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

Man Driver: My girlfriend kissed me. I lost
control and woke up in the hospital.
Received on Wed Apr 5 06:16:49 2006