An Inebriated Man

"An Inebriated Man"

A completely inebriated man walked into
a bar and, after staring for some time at
the only woman seated at the bar, he
walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained,
"I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife.
You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable
as*hole!" she screamed.

"That's funny," he muttered, "You even
sound exactly like her."
Received on Tue Apr 4 10:33:08 2006