You Might Be Homeschooled If...

"You Might Be Homeschooled If..."

Your school dress code is: No Nudity Allowed.

You don't own a television.

You are firmly convinced that high school
causes brain damage.

You sleep in till 9 am on weekdays but get
up at 7 am on Sundays.

You have more siblings than sweaters

You know what a 'Park Day' is.

Your favorite author is Jane Austen, G.K.
Chesterton, or P.G. Wodehouse.

You have ever suffered through Saxon Math.

All birthdays are school holidays.

You have ever finished your schoolwork
before breakfast.

You taunt high schooled friends during finals
week.

People compliment you on your polka dot
suspenders and mismatched socks.

You spend more than 2 hours each day
reading and writing....voluntarily.

You are 16 years of age or older and have
never been on a date.

You know what 'Unit Studies' are.

You have more than 2 science experiments
going on in your room.

You know more than 1 Latin paradigm.

You have ever spent the entire school day
in pajamas.

You regularly utilize words such as:
"malingering", "tedious", and "indubitably".

You consider sled riding phys ed.

Your IQ is greater than your weight.

You check out more than 10 books each
time you visit the library.

You have ever attempted to teach yourself
physics.

When asked about your GPA, you say:
"Oh, probably 4.0."

You have no idea as to what rock bands
are currently popular...but you can recite
all of the stages of cellular mitosis (in order).

(This applies only to Catholic homeschoolers)
You know what the letters TAC stand for.

You believe that you are the most intelligent
human in your age bracket within a ten mile
radius.

You actually want to receive books on your
birthday.

You are on a first name basis with your local
librarians.

You have ever vented for more than five
minutes on the evils of standardized testing.

Every time your dad wants to encourage you
to do yard work he calls it "extra credit!"

You memorize Latin roots to impress your
friends.

You have the Dewey Decimal system
memorized.

You've tried memorizing the laws of
thermodynamics for fun.

You believe that learning is best accomplished
in a tree, while eating a peanut butter sandwich.

You can quote lines from Shakespeare, but
not from South Park.

You read the dictionary for fun.

Textbooks seem handy for starting fires, and
that's about it.

Your idea of an awesome weekend is Plato,
hot tea, and a microscope.

You've ever had nightmares about attending
public school.

You have a standard 4 minute speech to
give to teachers, aunts, mother in laws, and
school officials about why you are
homeschooled.

You've ever laughed out loud when someone
asked you "What about socialization?"
Received on Sun Apr 2 01:11:59 2006