The White Bunny Rabbit

"This Is Heaven?"

Tom Fogerty has died.

He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which
a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage
opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian
Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly.

Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and
begins tuning up. All of the instruments are taken
but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums. He
walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what
heaven is like."

Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this
is heaven?"

At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes
her seat behind the drums, and calls out, "Okay
guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four..."

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"The White Bunny Rabbit"

You, and two of your friends got killed and were
sent to heaven, where here was only one rule:
You could not ever step on the white bunny rabbit.

So, you and one of your friends are walking along
and see your other friend making out with this really
ugly person! The two of you ask your friend why he
is making out with this ugly person.

The friend says, "I stepped on the white bunny rabbit."

Then later, you and your friend that had stepped on
the white bunny rabbit were walking along and saw
your other friend making out with an even worse
looking person!! The two of you ask your friend why
he is making out with this ugly person. The friend
says, "I stepped on the white bunny rabbit."

Now, the 2 friends who stepped on the white bunny
rabbit are walking and see YOU making out with this
beautiful model!

The two friends ask you how you managed to get her.
The model then turns around and says, "I stepped on
the white bunny rabbit."
Received on Wed Sep 28 03:22:31 2005