Golf Game

"Golf Game"

The minister drove into a sand trap. He picked
up his golf club, broke it but didn't say a word.

Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds
but didn't say a word.

He then took out all the golf balls and flung them
into the woods but did not say one word.

Finally he muttered, "I'm going have to give it up."

"Golf?" asked the caddie.

"No" he replied. "The ministry."

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"The Golf Pro"

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy
tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He
turns to the pro and says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the
woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft."

The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond.
He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft."

As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally
speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit
completely different tee shots, and when we asked
you what we did wrong you answered the same
exact answer each time. What is loft?"

The pro says, "Lack of flippin' talent."
Received on Sun Sep 25 10:55:31 2005