Fowl Humor

"Bullseye Champion"

A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders
a drink. The bartender serves him and asks
him if he would like to try the bar game of darts.
Three in the bullseye and win a prize.. Only a
dollar for three darts.

The drunk agrees and throws the first dart.
A bullseye!! He downs another drink, takes
aim on wobbly feet, lets go...Two bulls eyes!!!!
Two more quick drinks go down. Barely able
to stand, he lets go of the last dart.

Three bulls eyes!!!

All are astounded. No one has ever won before.
The bartender searches for a prize... grabs a
turtle from the bar's terrarium and presents it
to the drunk as his prize.

Three weeks pass... The drunk returns and
orders more drinks, then announces he would
like to try the dart game again. To the total
amazement and wonderment of all the local
drunks, he scores three more bulls eyes and
demands his prize.

The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and
a bit short of memory, doesn't know what to give,
so he asks the drunk, "Say, what did you win the
last time?"

And the drunk responds, "A roast beef sandwich
on a hard roll!"

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"Fowl Humor"

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got
lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way
out. He had not eaten anything during this period and
was famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald
eagle, killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly, a
couple of park rangers happen to find him at that moment,
and arrested him for killing an endangered species.

At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him
claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would
have died from starvation.

The judge ruled in his favor.

In the judge's closing statement he asked the man,
"I would like you to tell me something before I let you
go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on
it. What did it taste like?"

The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross
between a whooping crane and a spotted owl!"
Received on Wed Sep 21 12:34:19 2005