Power

"Power"

Two political candidates were having a hot debate.

Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other,
"What about the powerful interest that controls you?"

And the other guy screamed back,
"You leave my wife out of this!"

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"Control"

Last night my spouse was berating me for wanting
to check my email as soon as I got home from work.

"You know", she complained, "I think that work rules
your life."

"No dear," I replied, "*you* rule my life. I just prefer
work."

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"Food"

A couple were discussing people's eating habits.

The husband, a devout meat-and-potatoes man,
listened as his wife described a friend who was
a vegetarian.

"Could you imagine never having a steak again,"
she asked him, "and living on food like tofu, fruit,
vegetables and salad?"

"That stuff isn't food," he snorted. "That's what
food eats!"
Received on Sat Sep 17 02:28:10 2005