Dog Quotes I & II

"Dog Quotes I"

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about
puppies."
-- Gene Hill

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go
with you in the car, in case the need should arise for
them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
  -- Dave Barry

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best
friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the
constant popularity of dogs."
-- Aldous Huxley

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down."
  -- Robert Benchley

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why
you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend
their lives."
-- Sue Murphy

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards
who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
-- August Strindberg

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room
furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold
his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz

"Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the
most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-- Anne Tyler

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner

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"Dog Quotes II"

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog
money."
-- Joe Weinstein

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons."
-- James Thurber

"You enter into a certain amount of madness
when you marry a person with pets."
-- Nora Ephron

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used
to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's
importance, everyone should have a dog that
will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice,
puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!"
  -- Dr. Tom Cat

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face." -- Ben Williams

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has
a problem." -- Edward Abbey

"No one appreciates the very special genius of
your conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself."
-- Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what G~d should be."
-- Holbrook Jackson
Received on Fri Sep 9 19:29:19 2005