"Proud Father"
A first grader comes home and announces to his
father that he had sex with his teacher.
Well, his father's chest just swells with pride and
he says to his son, "I was a freshman in college
before I had sex with my teacher. I'm very proud
of you son. You know that bicycle that you've been
wanting for so long? I'm going to take you out and
buy it for you today!"
His son says, "Well if it's all the same to you dad,
I'd rather go tomorrow. My butt's still sore."
Received on Wed Oct 26 08:59:50 2005
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