Prescription

"Operation"

Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop.

"I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon.

"What for?" asked his colleague.

"About $17,000."

"What did he have?"

"Oh... About $17,000."

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"Scream"

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to
him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doctor, it wasn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the
four o'clock ball game.

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"Prescription"

The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do
all the things around the house that he used
to do. When the examination was complete, he
said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in
plain English what's wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied,
"You're just a plain old lazy bum."

"Thank You." said the man. "Now give me the
medical term, so I can tell my wife!"
Received on Sat Oct 22 01:10:58 2005