The Official List of P*ssy, Part I

"The Official List of Pussy"
Part I

1) Expensive P*ssy: Most P*ssy falls into this definition.
Expensive P*ssy can be recognized by the following -
fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts,
and shirts with Greek letters on them. 98% of good
P*ssy falls into this category.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.
Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking
account depletion.

Often not worth it.

2) Cheap P*ssy: Very rare. Usually comes in the form
of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter
what you do. Cheap P*ssy can be recognized by the
following - she will often pay for dinner, understands
when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly,
easily hurt, but shakes it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try
anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if
you find this.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you
all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding
other P*ssy, will eventually want to get married and/or
have children soon thus ruining it.

Often not worth it.

3) Hired P*ssy: Found in the Hollywood area of Southern
Ca and in every other large city in the US and abroad.
Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks.
Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference
between Hired P*ssy and Expensive P*ssy is that the
money is up-front.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell
your girlfriend, doesn't care who you are or what you
look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than
Expensive P*ssy.

Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap P*ssy in
the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most
areas and the risk of jail time is high.

Often not worth it.
Received on Mon Oct 17 06:13:11 2005