Golf Wedding

"Golf Wedding"

The bride came down the aisle and when she
reached the altar, the groom was standing there
with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

She said:" What are your golf clubs doing here"?

He looked her right in the eye and said,
"This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

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"Ugly"

An ugly man met an old woman while traveling
through a forest.

The old woman said, "You're the ugliest man
I ever saw."

"I can't help it," the ugly man said.

"No, I guess not," the woman admitted, "but
the least you could do is stay at home."

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"Short"

In high school I was always self-conscious about
my height. Once, a lifeguard asked me out. I had
never stood next to him and didn't know how tall
he was, so the night of the date I took out two
pairs of shoes, one with heels, one flat. I arranged
with my brother to answer the door, compare his
height with my dates, and run upstairs to let me
know which pair of shoes to wear.

When heard the doorbell, I waited. Then my brother
showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear:
"Go bare-footed."
Received on Sat Oct 8 07:23:09 2005