Three Corpses

"Three Corpses"

Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in
Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's
to find the causes of death. The coroner points to
the first dead man.

"This is Cletus," he says. "He died of shock after
winning $20 million on the lottery."

He then moves on to the second smiling corpse.
"This is Bo," the coroner says with a grin. "He died
having a 'good time' with Trudy-May."

Finally he moves on to the last smiling corpse.
"This is Roscoe," says the coroner. "He died after
being struck by lightning."

"Well," asks the detective, "Why in heck was the fool
smiling?"

"Oh," says the coroner. "He thought he was having
his picture taken."

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"Vermont Vs. Texas"

The Texan visiting Vermont asked a farmer how
large an acreage he cultivated. The Vermonter
said meditatively, "Oh, it's quite large. My farm
extends for about a hundred yards in that direction
and for nearly a hundred-twenty yards in that. And
how large an acreage do you handle?"

The Texan could not help but smile. "Back home,"
he said, "I have a ranch with my house at one end.
I can get into my car at the house, turn the ignition
key, step on the gas, and at the end of the day,
still not have reached the other end."

The Vermont farmer nodded sympathetically.
"Tough! I once had a car like that, too!"
Received on Fri Oct 7 06:16:12 2005