What's What?

"What's What?"

Little Johnny is bored one Saturday, so he says
to his dad, "Dad, I'm bored. What is there to do?"

His dad decides to have a little fun with Johnny,
so he gives him four quarters, and says, "Why
don't you go to the drug store and get me
somewhat has what?"

Baffled but excited, Little Johnny scampers down
the street to the drug store.

He asks the druggist for some "what's what,"
and at first the druggist is confused, until he
guesses that this kid has been sent out on a
wild goose chase.

He replies, "We don't have any, but that building
over there might." The druggist points towards
a whorehouse.

Little Johnny, again excited, runs over to the
whorehouse.

He knocks on the door, and a naked women
answers.

He says, "I need some...hey, what's that?"
pointing to her privates.

"What's what?" she replies.

Satisfied, Little Johnny says, "I'll take a dollar's
worth!"
Received on Mon Oct 3 06:14:20 2005