Seat Belt

"Photo Radar Trap"

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal
speed limit when the flash of a camera went off,
taking a picture of his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove
by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He
did it again for a third time, at an even slower
speed. Same result.

"This guy must have screwed up the settings,"
the off-duty officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations
in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each
for not wearing a seat belt!

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"Fine"

Joe was in court charged with parking his car
in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he
had anything to say in his defense.

"They should not put up such misleading notices,"
said Joe.

"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

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"Seat Belt"

A California policeman pulled a car over and
told the driver that because he had been wearing
his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in
the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked
the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,"
he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the
passenger seat. "He's a real jerk when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took
one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we
wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and
a voice said in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
Received on Mon Nov 28 00:53:34 2005