Convenience Store

"Explosion"

The whole neighborhood shook from the
explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside
to see what happened, they spotted the
pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering
building.

His white uniform was now scorched black.
He went up to a woman standing nearby.

"Lady!" he said, "Would you please ask your
doctor to write that prescription again. And
this time, PRINT IT!"

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"Convenience Store"

A woman walks into a convenience store. She
walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do
you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you
have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and
asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the
woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have
anything, you should close the damn store!"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."
Received on Sun Nov 20 00:53:21 2005