Lipstick

"Lipstick"

"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on
your collar?" the suspicious wife sneered.

"No, I can't," the husband replied. "I distinctly
remember taking my shirt off."

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"Issues"

David goes to see a therapist. During the session,
the therapist asks, "How is your sex life?"

"I have a lot of issues with sex," David replies.

"What kind of issues?" the therapist asks.

"Oh, mostly Hustler, and Penthouse."
Received on Fri Nov 18 07:41:29 2005