Chocolate Wisdom

"Chocolate Wisdom"

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean =
vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE
or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them
in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a
vegetable.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate
home from the store in a hot car. The solution:
Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do
today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control
top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be
devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

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"Cost of Treatment"

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's
snoring. She called the doctor one morning and asked
him if there was anything he could do to relieve her
  "suffering."

  "Well, there is one operation I can perform that will
cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive.

It will cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for
24 months, plus payments for extras."

"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like
leasing a new sports car!"

"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
Received on Thu Nov 17 09:50:03 2005