New Dog Breeds

"Smelly Pets"

A small boy walked into a police station one day
and said, "I've got three big brothers and we all
live in the same room. My eldest brother has
seven cats. Another one has three dogs and the
third has a goat. I want you to do something
about the smell."

"Are the any windows in your room?" asked the
officer.

"Yes, of course there are!" said the boy.

"Have you tried opening them?"

"I can't," said the boy, "all my pigeons would
escape."

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"New Dog Breeds"

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a
whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research
scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter
anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Oh, never mind....
Received on Fri Nov 11 10:09:58 2005