Merlot

"Merlot"

A guy enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
woman sitting all alone at a nearby table.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her,
knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over
to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman
over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note
over to the man.

Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million
dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and
sends a note of his own back to her.

His note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have
a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850, and a Mercedes
600 SL in my garage. I have over twenty-five million
dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.
JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK!!!"
Received on Thu May 19 07:23:31 2005