Whales

"Hannah"

I'm dyslexic and attended a conference about
the disorder with a friend. The speakers asked
us to share a personal experience with the group.
I told them stress aggravates my condition, in
which I reverse words and letters when I'm tense.

   When I finished speaking, my friend leaned
over and whispered to me, "Now I know why you
named your daughter Hannah."

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"Toys"

"Your toys will corrupt our society" (Islam, Amish)

"Our toys are better than yours" (all religions )

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"Whales"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human because even though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by
a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Received on Sun May 15 03:43:04 2005