Indian Nomenclature

"Amazing Ratio"

If you consider that there have been an average
of 160,000 troops in the Iraqi theater during the
last 22 months, that gives a firearm death ratio
of 60 per 100,000.

The firearm death ratio in DC is 80.6 per 100,000.
That means that you are more likely to be shot
and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has
some of the strictest gun control laws in the
nation, than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion:
We should immediately pull out of ...
WASHINGTON, DC!

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"Indian Nomenclature"

President Bush addressed a gathering of the
American Indian Nation in New York State. He
spoke for an hour on his future plans for
increasing the Native American's standard of
living. He affirmed that as President he had
supported every Indian issue that came before
him. The President was vague on details of his
plan, although he was enthusiastic about future
ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the chief
presented the President with a plaque inscribed
with his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle."
President Bush then proudly departed in his
motorcade, waving to the crowds. The press
closed in on the chief:

News reporter: "Chief, could you tell us why you
selected that Indian name for President Bush?"

Chief: "Walking Eagle is a name given to a bird
so full of crap it cannot fly."
Received on Wed May 11 11:16:00 2005