Autumn of Life

"Autumn of Life"

3 geezers are sitting on a porch in Miami Beach.
Suddenly the first sighs and says, "Gentlemen,
isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I can afford
the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I
have to eat ground or soft foods."

The second answers, "Yeah, life is a real bummer.
Why here I am at an age where I can buy the finest
wines, champagne but what? Ulcers, I have to drink milk."

The third sighs loudly and adds, "Gentlemen, I know
exactly what you mean. Last night at 2 am I nudged my
wife and asked her if she's interested. She screams at
me, "What is wrong with you Sam? We just got finished
doing it for the second time tonight!"

After a long pause the first man says, "So what is your
problem?"

The third one grunts and says, "Can't you see? My
memory is going."
Received on Thu Mar 31 09:53:14 2005