Navy SEALS

"Playing Soldier"

My neighbor Terry, a former high school athlete,
came back from combat duty in Afghanistan.

He was excited that his unit had played
a makeshift game of football.

"Just don't tell my mom," he begged.
"If she knew I played football,
she'd worry that I might re-injure my knee."

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"Notice"

Please note the following change:

All K-Marts will be closed in Iraq.

They will be replaced with Targets.

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"Navy SEALS"

Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:

Keep your priorities in order

Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the
ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his
students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was
going to prove there was no G~d. Addressing the ceiling
he shouted:

"G~D, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by.

"I'm waiting G~d, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted G~d saying,

"Here I am, G~d!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when
a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan
and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the
Professor.

The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to
babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in
the front row and sat silent.

The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually,
the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his
senses and could speak he asked:

"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"

"G~d was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
protecting your right to say stupid crap and act like an idiot!!!
So he sent me!!"

One Nation Under G~d!!!
Received on Mon Mar 28 06:08:11 2005